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VAT number. I have quite a reputation for amusing uncouth behaviour but farting is one of my specialties. Once I was getting out of the shower and my wife Pam was in the bathroom talking to me. I felt a powerful fart building and asked her to inspect my arse, saying that I thought I had a cut back there. As soon as her face was near my arse I let loose with a long, wet, resounding blast that sounded extra special within the confines of our tiny bathroom.

I feel that I must inform you that this will be the last time I tell this story, as I have been informed by Pam that it is 'No longer funny. Everyone Farts. Kings fart, queens fart, we all fart. Edward Lear, the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a favourite farting Dutchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of society. One night she let out a ripper and quick as a flash she turned her gaze to her stoic butler, standing, as always, behind her. Because some farts contain greater amounts of heavy gas, they will hang around longer than others.

Note: It is very unsocial to do this in someone else's flask or lunchbox.

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